Seven years of fantasy down the drain Sean, might as well join the fucking peace core. Yeah Akers was a kick in the yamsack, but Diggs and the rest of Delta Delta Helsing hung on to squeak by the Fangless Bus who’s GPA was somehow lower. Zero.zero…fat drunk and stupid is no way to draft. Just know that I’ll do my best to provide midweek must-read entertainment and most importantly, annoy Scotty. No puns or themes on the pre-season Diares…don’t want to pull a hammy. Not that anyone ever checks the gold from the website, but there’s a page labelled “strategy”. You have been provided my wise council in the past but I feel compelled to give you this reminder (see “slow” above): check byes, the week you play the Vampire, and draft 2 players at all positions. Anyhow, not nitpicking trades, just show that there is a value to both parties, no trades when you are all but eliminated, and yes, 4pm trades are “pushing it”…although there was value there.ĭraft wisely gents. Besides, the Bela Lugosi trophy is pretty sweet. Our sole aim is to defeat and humiliate each other. The honor system obviously a failure, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Fittingly, Craig was picked as the vampire and will reap all the benefits of the new twist after setting off a shit storm with last year’s historic “stash-win”.Īnother tweak this year is that there will be a 24 hour review period on trades by commish-appointed special master (or whoever chimes in at the 1227 taproom).

Some of you are slow (yes Fapsilvania I’m looking at you) so read that run-on sentence again. This year the vamp will choose in advance the player he is coming for on his opponent’s roster and if he defeats his opponent he will be allowed to force a trade surrendering a player from his starting lineup that plays the same position for said chosen target.

I feel pretty confident that we’ve perfected the current format where you can stash players as long as you field a complete team.

The commish has heard your concerns, well let’s be honest.due to incessant bitching, we’ve opted to add a twist to this year’s format. This will be our first ever pre-draft edition, so lets get to it. Welcome to the 2022 edition of the Diaries.

The Crawling Wood by Casey Lucas